A cartoon in The New Yorker shows one dog talking to another: “I had my own blog for awhile, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking.”
No need to check for more updates here any time soon. Things worth saying just don't come along all that often
– and if I have something pointless to incessantly bark about, I’ll keep it to myself rather than post it here.
Besides, who needs blogs any more – aren’t Facebook
and Twitter (especially Twitter, after the 2016 election) now the proper forums for incessant pointlessness?
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"If most things aren't funny, Arnie, then
they're only exactly what they are."
– A Thousand Clowns