A cartoon in The New Yorker shows one dog talking to another: “I had my own blog for awhile, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking.”

Don’t worry, no need to check for updates here any time soon. As soon as I have something pointless to incessantly bark about, I’ll keep it to myself.

(Besides, who needs blogs any more – aren’t Facebook and Twitter the proper forums now for incessant pointlessness?)